Friday, January 12, 2007

I’ve been on the free dating site for awhile now and have developed a dictionary for decoding woman’s personal ads:

40-ish...................................49.

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic.................................No breasts.

Average looking...................Moooo.

Beautiful...............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally secure.............On medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free Spirit...........................Junkie.

Friendship first..................Former Slut.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned....................No B.J.'s

Open-minded....................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional........................Bitch.

Voluptuous.........................Very fat.

Large frame.......................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate................Stalker.

2 Comments:

Blogger Dennis said...

Hey mister...I think I have hit most of those when I was lurking around the free and pay dating sites. Pretty scary out there amigo. Got to have faith. Good luck.

7:30 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are you 40ish, average looking, friendship first, old fashioned but open minded kinda guy?

5:47 AM

 

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