I’ve been on the free dating site for awhile now and have developed a dictionary for decoding woman’s personal ads:
40-ish...................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.................................No breasts.
Average looking...................Moooo.
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally secure.............On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first..................Former Slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned....................No B.J.'s
Open-minded....................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bitch.
Voluptuous.........................Very fat.
Large frame.......................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate................Stalker.
posted by Ive got nothing at 9:29 AM
2 Comments:
Hey mister...I think I have hit most of those when I was lurking around the free and pay dating sites. Pretty scary out there amigo. Got to have faith. Good luck.
7:30 PM
So are you 40ish, average looking, friendship first, old fashioned but open minded kinda guy?
5:47 AM
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