My company gave out $100 gift certificates for Cadillac Fairview Malls as Christmas gifts. In the spirit of giving, mine went to Johnson allowing him to purchase Christmas gifts for his Mom and Brittany. When I got home from work last night I received a call from the boy, he was at the mall finished his shopping and needed a ride home. On my way out the door to get him I ran into my landlord and his lady friend. We chatted for a while about nothing and eventually the topic turned to the unlikely possibility of a white Christmas. He went on to say that in his opinion the whole Christmas gift giving idea was created by Jews, the same Jews who own the stores where we all buy our gifts, pretty much making them Jew bastards rich (I’m paraphrasing a little). Now I will admit that since my kids have grown older Christmas no longer has the same appeal for me. I still love the idea of getting together with family to celebrate the holiday but as the years pass I feel that Christmas has lost some of its true meaning. I am not a fan of people feeling obligated to buy someone a gift when the really cannot afford to. Anyway, I told David and Marilyn that I had to hurry on my way because I was off to pickup John from the mall, who ironically was Christmas shopping. As a final thought I said to him; Hey don’t I owe you more post-dated rent cheques for the new year. That’s when the anti-Semitic bastard pulled a very Jewish type move and asked for an extra $25 a month rent for next year. I think I’ve been Jewed!!!

Merry Fucking Christmas