Friday, December 22, 2006

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia
Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell
You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder
Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate,
Why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

3 Comments:

Blogger botsoe said...

Are ripping off Maureen ???

3:33 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think so, it was emailed to me.

2:48 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think i know some of these people...actually may be related to some of them....by marriage of course......

12:51 AM

 

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