Fashion

There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name
That people from bad homes do again and again
It's big and it's bland full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don't do it here

Fashion! Turn to the left
Fashion! Turn to the right

On the way home from work the other day I saw two guys dressed something like this and right away thought of my blog. I’m so lonely!! I couldn’t find a good picture but the one kid had on a Raider’s puffy coat over baggy jeans that were barely pulled up to his knees. These two losers must have been sweating their bags off. It was all about image. Told John about it when I got home and he said the Goth kids at school wear the long black trench coats in the summer.

I don’t get it! I’ve never been much for fashion. I do remember getting my first pair of Levi’s when I was younger. After Theresa put up such a fuss about her friends all having Levi’s her and Laurie got a pair. It wasn’t for a few weeks, or maybe the next paycheque, before Mickey and I got a pair too. I may just be a cheap bastard but even now some of my best clothes are free swag from work. Every time I wear a new shirt someone will say, Oh thats nice! Then I show them the blue oval. Just within the last few years I’ve learned that a Louis Vuitton is a fucking expensive handbag. Have woman gone insane? Handbags shouldn’t cost thousands of dollars!! Not to sound like an old mans rant but another fashion item that bugs me are the huge fucking sunglasses young girls are wearing. Dang gone it! When I was a kid we wore the tinted granny glasses and only old people wore huge sunglasses for medical reasons and we made fun of them… Oh that felt good.

That’s what I’ll do from now on, find things that piss me off and rant about them!! Ooooohhh!!! What’s the matter with kids today!

Does anyone recognize this?

I just learned now that Louis Vuitton has been in the bag business since 1854.