Newfie Pick up Lines


Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.