Beans beans the magical fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot.

I had beans and toast for dinner last night. Normally I wouldn’t think that little rhyme true about me but earlier at work today I had an upset stomach and just now I dropped a couple of bombs. The kind you can taste if you walk through with your mouth open. The odour just sits in the air, forcing you to turn on a fan… I started this blog yesterday but John returned home so I dropped it. FYI, the gas has passed and the upset stomach is gone, must have been the beans.

Tonight John is out for a ride on my bike. His buddy wanted to go for a nice long ride so John is taking him through Chedoke GC and up along the trail to the west mountain. It’s a nice ride. I’m in the odometer biz, I should install one on that bike. It would be interesting to know how many miles that bike has traveled. Many times I’ve made a day of riding around the bay, where John will go around as a quick after school ride. That bike is the best investment I have ever made.

I’m hoping a European vacation will be my next best investment. I haven’t put out a dime yet and it’s already paying dividends because Danielle and I are talking a lot lately. John and Danielle are very excited to see Europe. I could careless. Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited to be going on a vacation with my kids at a pivotal time in our lives, but I would be just as happy to be going to Mexico or Florida or the Caribbean. It would be a hell of a lot cheaper too, but I try not to think that way The memories we take from this trip will be priceless and this vacation will surpass my bike as the best investment ever made. I just hope to remember to bring a camera.

The reason I was going to blog tonight is, after Danielle and I talked vacation she told me how a female customer told her to go fuck herself the other day. It was all a big mix up where the woman tried to return a defective product but wanted cash in return even tho she paid with a credit card. The girl at customer service gave the woman a visa credit but the pissed off customer was so upset she snatched up the defective part and stormed out to her truck. Danielle supervises the cashiers including the customer service desk and needed that defective part back so she hustled her ass out to the parking lot. She found the woman getting into her truck and asked her what exactly the problem was in there. Danielle explained to her again that they couldn’t refund cash for a credit purchase and needed the merchandise back. That is when she was told to go fuck herself. I guess the woman refused to return the defective part so Danielle snatched the invoices from her hands and returned to the store to reverse the visa credit. The woman then yelled after her, go stick your fingers up your ass. In my best ghettoess, while moving my head from side to side I said; oh no she didn’t!! Danielle said no wait Dad it gets even better. When Danielle returned to customer service they found the woman left her keys on the counter. Since they now had the receipt to reverse the visa charge the other girl held the keys out to this irate woman who was in the store right behind Danielle. She snatched at the keys so hard they went flying down the aisle towards the cash making a huge scene and stormed out of the store for the second time that day. Ten minutes later in comes this crazy bitch again and stands beside the customer service booth but Danielle ignores her. After making some noise Danielle told her she couldn’t serve her because she was too busy fucking herself. After more noise Danielle went into the general managers office to tell her side of the story. He said, don’t worry I will handle it. He approaches the woman in the same manner as Danielle first tried, hello how can I help you with this problem. For the third time the woman is given the company policy as it relates to credit returns. The woman tells him, listen you fat fuck why don’t you go back into your office and continue masturbating. The GM then sternly told her I don’t appreciate you talking to my employees or me like that and threatened to call the police. That’s when she stormed out for the last time. I love hearing how Danielle uses her expert customer service skills to satisfy another happy customer at Canadian Tire. Telling the woman she was too busy fucking herself is thinking on your feet, no wonder she was promoted to supervisor.


Anyway its almost 8:30 and I haven’t eaten dinner yet, John should be home soon too. Weekend weather forecast is good, looks like I’ll be adding more miles to that bike and Sam and I are golfing Monday. Another long weekend in store for me. Enjoy yours!!