What I have learned in life…

Considered blogging about, what I have learned in life. Thought of a few original ideas to mention but when I googled “what I have learned in life” I learned… there are thousands of “what I have learned in life” lists out there, so much for an original idea. Mixed a few of my personal observations with some of the better c&p. Can you tell the difference?

After washing a pot lid, lay it on a flat surface to drain the water from the rim. If it stands, or leans, the water collects to the bottom and smelly, slimy goo water sloooooowly drips out when it finally does get picked up.

It's not what you have in life that counts but whom you have in your life that counts.

That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

That money doesn't buy class.

The smelly, slimy, goo water that collects on and under the plastic countertop dish holder, or in a pot lid, is one of nature’s grosses phenomenons.

When you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I’ve learned that I both love and hate golf.

Always be yourself and don't let anyone change you.

It’s not a race to see who can get drunk first; it’s a game of moderation.

I’ve learned the importance of forgiveness because the past can affect your future if you let it.

As long as your children are ok nothing else really matters.

Pace yourself to ensure you’re drunk enough to have a good time but never to the point of meeting Ralph.

Maggots top the list as nature’s grosses phenomenon.

And last but certainly not least, my kids are the two most important people to me in the world.