Have you seen this, this “heat-ray gun”…thingy?

US Military claims its harmless, it projects an invisible high energy beam that produces a sudden burning feeling. “…non-lethal way of making enemies surrender their weapons.” Yeah!! Lets fry them until they surrender!! You know the cops will be using these “Heat-Ray Guns” on the public at the next LA Riot or intimidating cult society, or gospel congregation, …as soon as the war is over. Maybe let Tony Blair play with it during the next world cup of soccer. Let me make a bold prediction; we will see these Heat-Ray Guns used on the US public in the next ten years... maybe sooner. But they’ll have a catchier name. Do you know you can purchase multi-coloured stun guns in the States now? Accessorize your next crowded event. Gees when I put it that way it sounds like it would be handy in the mall at Christmas time. I’ll create the Candy Cane Cleaner (don’t want to harshly call it a Stun Gun). The commercial will feature an old lady leaving a clean trail of helpless shoppers as she quickly makes it to the front of the cashier line, just as she conveniently disguises the “CCC” as a lovely broach for the festive season. I could sell them on E-bay and become a millionaire. Ahhh! The all American dream!!

I always thought a heat-ray gun should look like this.



Earlier I mentioned “…as soon as the war is over.” Does any one else see the irony in that statement? Or is it an oxymoron? Am I the only nerd that watched the State of the Union Address the other night? Is Bush going to guarantee that the Republican’s cannot win the next election? Sorry for all the questions but …I don’t get it??? Unless you’ve been living under a rock somewhere you’ve heard that an additional 21,500 US soldiers are joining the 140,000 troops already in Iraq. Just the facts: 3,013 american soldiers killed, 22,714 wounded, Iraqi Insurgents killed (rough estimate) 55,000, informed estimates place Iraqi civilian casualties at over 600,000. By the end of 2007 it is expected that $600 billion in US tax funds will have been spent on the war in Iraq.



Where’s the next John Lennon?

All we are saying is give peace a chance.