Wednesday, September 20, 2006

How mant times have you heard a woman likes a man with a sense of humour?

Well since I’m on the topic of me tonight, Joe Walsh once wrote a song about me, ordinary average guy, or was it Denis O’Leary? I’m an asshole! I fall somewhere within in that range, but don’t all men? I’m a 46year old divorced man. Why does that still sound like a handed-down sentence to me? “DIVORCED” Just hang a sign around my neck, “USED GOODS”. Sorry, I’m not usually this negative. Anyway, I’ve been used goods for about 6 years now. I’ve been busy raising my 16 year old, talented, intelligent, son, needless to say good looking too, he takes after his old man. My beautiful 18 year old daughter lives with her mom. My kids require less time as they get older and I feel that I’m at a turning point in my life. Not to offend but I might be looking for the impossible, a “normal” relationship, with a normal woman, who understands what she has and knows what she wants. If all you want is sex (don’t get me wrong I can give it to you fast and hard, roll over and go to sleep with the best of them) but I’m probably not for you.

If you’re still interested, drop me a line.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm uncle Mike did u forget Danielle just had a birthday. She is 19 now. I guess i'll give you that it was only the beginning of this month and thats why it slipped your mind :P

1:15 PM

 
Blogger Dennis said...

Mike,Mike, Mike, there is no such animal my boy,lmao. Trust me, I have kicked many a tire and test rode many models,and they all have their own litttle "defects" as I guess we do,lmfao.Anyway your blog brings back a logo I read on a T- shirt,I would have bought had it been in any other color than white. T'is better to have loved and lost then spend your life with a physco. Truer word I have never read,rotflmfao. She is out there,just got to find her.

3:21 PM

 
Blogger Cherie & Dan said...

Just a reminder golf starts at 9. There are 11 foursomes. I have to find out when lunch is starting. It's 2.50 a beer. Between the four of us we just have to figure out the driving.

3:41 AM

 
Blogger Cherie & Dan said...

Just a reminder golf starts at 9. There are 11 foursomes. I have to find out when lunch is starting. It's 2.50 a beer. Between the four of us we just have to figure out the driving.

3:41 AM

 
Blogger Sam said...

hey uncle mike is that your ad in lavalife.com? cause it works for me. you could have just wrote - i want a girl like sam, but doesn't drink as much

11:31 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and has a vagina.

9:25 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sam doesn't have a vagina?

11:30 AM

 
Blogger Dennis said...

And "the boy" prooves that,lmfao.

12:29 PM

 

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