This is compliments of Melissa McBride.
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Thanks Mcshorty!
7 Comments:
i liked that one mike
it made me laugh....especially it seems true sometimes.....at work anyway
1:41 PM
Hey Mike what about that bike ride ?? I can be ready for 10am if you want to bring the bikes up here.
call me on the cell
Kevin
5:05 PM
Your welcome Uncle Michael. I thought you would like that one :P
Love ya!!
6:07 AM
that was a good one. now I must go to work, but i am going to pick up some chap stick on the way
7:02 AM
lol Sam
3:45 PM
A guy at my work got his promotion doing some A-S-S-P-O-U-N-D-I-N-G. I didn't add that up but judging by the way they all listen to him he is good at it.
12:21 PM
Asspounding is worth 139%, better then ball licking which is only 95%, but you should do some brown nosing because it's worth 148%
Mike
1:57 AM
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