Laurie and Owen’s, Theresa and Wayne’s anniversaries just passed and I don’t think I said happy anniversary to any of them. I’m a bastard like that. Happy Belated Anniversary!! This also goes out to all the married couples that didn’t receive wishes of happiness from me on your anniversaries, including Jeff and Lindsay. Maybe this will at least make you smile.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

Thought that I could love no other until, that is, I met your mother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace, but don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.


BTW, My last blog was John’s history assignment that he handed in last week. Some Nazi thing was on tv last night and I remembered his essay. I asked John if I could blog it, without an explanation, just to see what kind of comments came back. They were a little below par, FORE, What? Does anyone want to guess at the mark he got out of 50? I didn’t see any spelling mistakes when I proof read it for him.