Karl asked me the other night if I have used my new computer for anything besides my blog and poker. Of course I exercised discretion and didn’t mention the porn sites I visit. I did promise myself the new pc wouldn’t be used as an expensive sex toy… this time. Instead I found a more exciting website, www.census2006.ca. Don’t try logging on, to complete your census without an “internet access code”. The code is included in the unopened, yellow, envelope on your kitchen countertop, or table, or TV stand, or where ever. But like Statistics Canada says, (I know, because its printed on the outside of the yellow envelope) May 16, count yourself in! Complete your census questionnaire – it is the law.

Was that a threat?

Like a bitch, as soon as I read it I closed all the porn sites, ripped open the yellow envelope and completed my census on-line. At the end of the questionnaire there is a spot to leave your comments. So I typed the following;

“I found the on-line census easy and conveinent to use, only a moron would have a problem using it. Good luck dealing with them.”

Now, Karl might be the only one who noticed that the word ‘conveinent’ is not spelled correctly in my smart-ass comment above. That makes my statement even funnier.

SUBMIT

On a more serious note, I really did find the Stats Canada website to be a huge improvement over handwriting, colour coded, 3 page, double sided, f$#@&* forms.

Big shout-out for the GOV, WORD!!!