This is for the old fogies
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 .
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.!
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
Do you feel old yet? Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.

3 Comments:
actually the people starting college in 2007 were likely born in 1990 or 1989 because there are only 4 yrs of high school now so kids are graduating when they are 17/18....
8:57 AM
I learned about Festivus on Seinfeld, George's dad cellebrated it but look it up in google and its an actual event. The pole represents a tree.
9:39 AM
Kris, more likely this is an old email that has been circulating for a long time... but thanks for making feel even older.
Kevin, I did see that episode of Seinfeld but didn't make the connection.
4:29 AM
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