TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 BEFORE IT COMES TO A CLOSE
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
6 Comments:
I know in my heart you stole it but it was still kinda funny p.s what do you say you and i give this bloggin shit up and join facebook. we are the only ones bloggin lately. nobodys readin our shit cept you and i.just a thought
2:45 AM
Funny you say that... Just this morning I said to Izzy I should join facebook. But what will Theresa do?
4:29 AM
Guess who's on facebook??
6:13 AM
she'sjoining facebook she said
7:37 AM
I still read these blogs but then I'm on facebook too.
1:28 AM
I still read blogs
7:52 PM
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