Tuesday, July 10, 2007

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 BEFORE IT COMES TO A CLOSE

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know in my heart you stole it but it was still kinda funny p.s what do you say you and i give this bloggin shit up and join facebook. we are the only ones bloggin lately. nobodys readin our shit cept you and i.just a thought

2:45 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny you say that... Just this morning I said to Izzy I should join facebook. But what will Theresa do?

4:29 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess who's on facebook??

6:13 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she'sjoining facebook she said

7:37 AM

 
Blogger Dennis said...

I still read these blogs but then I'm on facebook too.

1:28 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still read blogs

7:52 PM

 

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