Thursday, May 31, 2007

Go ahead and get married


David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous First Guy (proudly):
"My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Mike
I like to check your site almost daily. Use to be daily but even I don't post as often. Now with face book I told my wife blog first then post pictures on facebook after a couple days.

7:51 PM

 
Blogger Ive got nothing said...

Face Book?? How do you find the time?

BTW Kev, Wed I almost did a blog about how much you “really” like cats. How you came to our house and teased my cat so much she shit on the floor.

1:48 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems everyone is on Facebook

11:41 AM

 

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