Thursday, April 19, 2007

... ive got nothing ...
(the title for most of my blogs)

Here I sit broken hearted paid a dime and only farted. Yesterday I took a chance saved a dime and shit my pants. It’s funny how some things stay with you …probably for the rest of my life. Imagine me in 30 years sitting in a diaper load, at an old folks home, singing to my grandkids; there once was an Indian maid who said she wasn’t afraid… Christmas time Theresa and I will sing Good King Senseless.

I’m killing time waiting for John to return from his bike ride. We’re going grocery shopping together so he can get whatever he needs before I leave on Tue.

Will also take this chance to mention the kraftfoods.com website. The crispy salsa chicken last night was excellent. Its just shake n bake chicken topped with salsa and shredded cheese but really good easy quick recipes. So far everything I’ve cooked has come out good John loves it. And where the fuck is John? I told him we were grocery shopping tonight!!

Hey does anyone have a good gift idea for mom? Danielle suggested buying her dinner at a nice restaurant, but I think mom would prefer having take-out at home. Which I still think is a really good idea. Considered getting her food gift certificates so she can treat Jean and Joan to lunch or something. I’d buy her new clothes but Theresa’s got that covered, or mom covered

I once had a girl named Polly and I thought that she loved me. So I took a trip upon a ship across the Blarney Sea. Aaaand when the morning did arrive for me to go away, she threw her arms around my neck and what do you think she said. Ooooh goodbye John don’t be long soon come back to your old chickadee. The wind doth blow, the ship doth go to take away my sailor…. send me a Guernsey paper.

Well the boy gets 15 more minutes. If he’s not back by 7 I’m shopping alone. In a previous blog I described his tuna, white bread, rice, beans and pea soup diet. I’m going to take an inventory of what were low on and then I’m outta here!!

MMMMMM!!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had totally forgotten that indian maid song. hahahahaha i just recited it for trudy and she loved it. have to tell the girls. I think rob invented it didn't he?
Which reminds me about kevins blog where he says lord won't you buy me was a gower song....hardly, it was mikes and my drunk at the end of the evening song just so we know. Anyway ive got a great idea for your mom. A phone card and a promise to answer your phone. Peace brother. Sorry Theresa
p.s john thought you meant meet him at the liquor store

12:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ten toes up,ten toes down, two little asses going round and round, meat going in meat going out, if that aint f*****g you can throw me out.

Why does this shit stay with us for years and I cant remember what I had to eat yesterday.

5:44 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you got me going!!!

What about old lady Hunt

5:48 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol i remember the Polly song. U used to bounce us kids on ur knee and hold the back of ur shirt and we hoped we wouldnt fall off. lol But what was the one Aunt T typed? Thats hilarious. Who did u guys hang out with to teach ya songs like that lol. U Should take ur mother out for dinner i think. She would like that. Todd took the 3 ladies out the night of her bday to the Mandarine i think it was. Have a good trip! Luv ya.

6:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

old lady hunt, had a cutty punt. not a cutty punt but a hunt punt cutty.....say that 3 times real fast. I can remember trying to say it after being out drinking with mom the year after dad died (I was only 17) I was yelling it pretty loud and messed it up every time.

12:56 PM

 

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